Sam was furious . . .
So we called in a beaver expert, who set this trap in the river, and the next morning, look at what we caught . . .
Now this beaver exists merely as a Davey Crockett hat on some rich NY person's gelled hair while he is in Aspen on vacation. 
Sam couldn't decide which to be for Halloween, so he decided to be both . . .
. . . until he decided to have the most severe emotional meltdown to date which landed him in bed at 6:20 PM on Halloween night.
. . . and then Sam guarded it so that no idiot kids would steal it . . .
. . . then we wrestled it . . .
. . . and finally carved it in our pajamas . . .
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
With the NBA pre-season underway, we are gearing up for what is bound to be a glorious season for the Utah Jazz. Sam has already mastered the "triple threat," as evidenced above.
Sam enjoyed the hot air balloons so much that he excitedly yelled "POP" the whole time . . . so we had to have a talk about not sending "bad vibes" or "negative energy" to others.
