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Snail & Rabbit Paella on the New Backyard Firepit

I will spare you with the commentary, but if you want it, go to www.paellaprofessor.blogspot.com.

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Sam's Pig Imitation . . . I guess?

A Sunny Bowel Movement

Sam now wears his sunglasses everywhere, even on the pot as he pretends to use the toilet (which he hasn't mastered yet). But at least he looks cool while trying.

The Beauty of Having Your OWN Backyard

You know summer is here when you can cruise the backyard in the buff and not get cold. Our house is slowly turning into a nudist colony . . . and we are now taking reservations (but it is pricey).

Rain Rain and some more Rain

Because Salt Lake City has been rainy now for nearly 10 days, Sam just sits on the window sill in the nude and imagines that he is playing outside . . . hopefully summer will arrive soon.

Square Footage

With some unforeseen problems arising in our new house, we have been relegated to the upstairs for the time-being. So, Sam is now sleeping in a garbage can in what was once our office. But he doesn't seem to mind.